A preschooler asked his mother, “Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?” The mother said, “Just tell her that God is your father!” The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, “Who is your father?” Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question. » More: 英语笑话:上帝的小孩
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英语笑话:上帝的小孩
07月 22nd, 2009The doctor lives downstairs
07月 22nd, 2009“Doctor,” she said loudly, bouncing into the room, “I want you to say frankly what’s wrong with me.”
He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam,” he said at length,”I’ve just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducingby nearly fifty pounds. » More: The doctor lives downstairs
I Wasn’t Asleep
07月 22nd, 2009When a group of women got on the car, every seat was alreadyoccupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, andfearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”
“I wasn’t asleep,” the man answered. » More: I Wasn’t Asleep
