When a group of women got on the car, every seat was alreadyoccupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, andfearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”
“I wasn’t asleep,” the man answered. » Read more: I Wasn’t Asleep
I Wasn’t Asleep
2009-07-22 No comments »庸医
2009-07-17 No comments » 一.有一庸医病逝，据其生平作祭文如下：
公，少读书，不就；学击剑，又不就；弃而习医，习三年，自以为得。医三年，无问津者。公愤，自疾，公自医，公卒。友之铭：公死，则天下之人少死矣；公不死，则天下之人多死矣！公之医术，非岐非黄；公之用药，如虎如狼；着君之手，无病有病；服君之药，不亡而亡。呜呼，尚飨！
二.吾表兄，年四十余。始从文，连考三年而不中。遂习武，练武场上发一矢，中鼓吏，逐之出。改学医，自撰一良方，服之，卒．
